he'll allow it!

hahahahahaaaaa!!! today was a good day. real jones.

oh... you mean with that discourse about god and carnival?

boy! i don't have much confidence in people, but i really wasn't expecting that. imagine asking "if your band is coming up the road, and just like that, BOOM! there is jesus standing on a corner. what would you do?" and people said that they will continue to wine and dance as normal. what?

man, if jesus christ appeared on a corner somewhere on the route, that would be the end of carnival. ash wednesday will literally fall on a monday, because people WILL be heading directly to a church. believe that!

oh fuh sure! do you think that people are going to stand up half naked in front of the son of god... sweaty from peltin waist... drink in hand? man, there would be races out of town that usain bolt would watch in astonishment.

but some of these delusional people actually have rationales for it thought. i had to laugh. i heard "i don't wine on anybody. i just chip with my sister." (in which case i'm thinking that you and your sister have lots of money to waste, because that sounds like walking around town. you can do that for free!) oh!! i also heard "well i'm showing off the body that god gave me." how convenient is this christianity?

i don't know about this god thing, but from the concept i was sold, it seems really strange that god will be fine with somebody chipping down the road to the sound of a man talkin bout right now he sellin pipe... or a woman sayin that right now she bendin pipe. (how fortunate for them both.)

but like my friend was saying, that's what ashes are for. apparently, you can plan months in advance to sweep frederick street with your half naked bottom and salvation is still just a church visit away. that's the kind of inconsistency that doesn't allow me to conform. and you know what? i actually don't care if somebody wants to throw on a two piece and scrub up against people all day for two days in the name of fun. i don't care if people want to sing and dance to lewd songs. i don't even care if people want to put a straw in a bottle of johnnie and try to sip it all (i mean, who am i to talk!!). just don't try to justify it and make it what it's not.

agreed. for example, this carnival i'll most likely do what i do every carnival. head down to the avenue, meet my friends and drink a lot of alcohol while shit-talkin. two day's worth. and it's a huge waste of time and money. but it's also fun. so i'm in.

just be real. carnival is a great excuse to get half naked, check out other half naked girls and guys... and rub your privates against them. just be straight and it's all good.

never happen. you can hold your breath for it if you want, but i'll be breathing because i don't see that happening anytime soon. so in the meantime i will:
keep it here... and don't say nuttn.