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yuh ole dawg! 34 years of age. yuh ole like road!

look who talkin'. you ain't no spring chicken yuhself. more like a spring yard fowl.

whatever man. you owe moses a shilling. allyuh went to school an pitch marble together.

yeah, but you buss a man head with the rock of ages when it was only a big stone.

you do your driving test on a dinosaur doh.

and you duz fart dust.

your first boat cruise was on de ark.

you geh your driver's license on two tablets of stone... front and back.

but dey had to listen to your ultrasound on a gramophone.

yeah, but a cave man beat your ultrasound on a mammoth skin drum.

when god was sharing age, you thought he said page, and yuh ask fuh ah sketch pad.

you could get a wuk in de museum as ah artifact.

in the beginning, god said "let there be light." and you said "jes now, ah can't find de switch."

your first tv used to work wid pitch oil.

steups! whatever yes. under all de ting, happy birthday boy Q.

Same to you Q. Bless